Scott is potty-trained now. At least in the sense that we don't do poopy diapers anymore. Which is probably the best part anyway. On ...

I caught Scott in the act at last. Red-handed. Or should I say grease-fingered? I thought the markings in my butter looked suspicious. Th...

...you own one of Peter Parker's physics textbooks from Spiderman 2. Remember the part where Peter has given up being Spiderman and he...

Once upon a time about ten years ago, I knew this guy. He was a friend of a good friend I was almost kinda dating. He coined the following...

Every Wednesday when we hear the garbage truck, I have to unlock the front door so the kids can go watch the trash collection. The sanitati...