"We will impersonate fruit pastry themed characters on popular children's television and win over the hearts of children everywhere. Then an entire generation of children will purchase our Strawberry Shortcake Gender Neutral Mind Control Strawberryland Playset(TM). Thank goodness Strawberry herself is a bit of a hussy or else this skirt would be far too long on me..."
Monday, May 19, 2008
"What Are We Going to Do Tonight, Brain?"
"We will impersonate fruit pastry themed characters on popular children's television and win over the hearts of children everywhere. Then an entire generation of children will purchase our Strawberry Shortcake Gender Neutral Mind Control Strawberryland Playset(TM). Thank goodness Strawberry herself is a bit of a hussy or else this skirt would be far too long on me..."
There is seriously something wrong in your head.... ;)
ReplyDeleteMy disclaimer: I did not put the skirt on Brain. I found him that way thanks to having a little girl in the house.
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