Thursday, May 15, 2014
Any Excuse for Snowflakes in May!!!
Well, she lucks out that her mother is semi-obsessed with snowflakes, because I was eager to oblige.
She really wanted chocolate AND vanilla for the cake part, so we did half and half.
I sprinkled white sparkling sugar over blue frosting then added the snow flakes made of white chocolate. (Normally I consider white chocolate an abomination, but for snowflakes I'll make an exception!)
To make the snowflakes I melted white chocolate and put it in a little plastic sandwich bag with a corner snipped off. Then I piped it onto wax paper over a snowflake pattern. (I used a pattern for DIY window clings I found here, then printed it at about half size.)
This movie is a great chance to use snowflakes in some month other than December or maybe January. YAY!
Saturday, January 11, 2014
The Grilled Cheese Tragedy
She burst into tears. I was surprised and confused but reassured her that it was okay, she didn't HAVE to have two. I said I would just make her one. But she kept crying saying she didn't want that. I was baffled. I told her I thought she loved grilled cheese sandwiches? I asked what was wrong - what did she want?
Through her sobs she explained, "I don't want two grilled cheese sandwiches, I want THREE!!!"
Saturday, November 16, 2013
We Survived Our Road Trip
If you don't factor in your sanity.
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Things We Hoped to Do on
the Road Trip |
Things We Expected to Really Do on the Road Trip |
Things We ACTUALLY Did on the Road Trip |
|
Get
such an early start and make such great time and feel so alert that we just
drive straight on through the whole 1500 miles. |
Get tired slightly
past half way and find a nice inexpensive hotel to stay in for the night. |
Wander around Jackson
Tennessee for 45 minutes trying to find a non-scary hotel
room only to finally find out that all the hotels are booked up
because Lane college is having their homecoming that weekend. |
|
Set
the cruise control and make great time. |
Hit a little traffic
here and there and get in later than hoped for. |
Get detoured to
small country roads in the middle of the night for 30 miles because the
interstate was closed just outside Memphis TN
AND hit such bad traffic in Virginia that we actually put the car in
park and turned off the engine for 30
minutes. |
|
Enter
an address in the GPS and get accurate, concise directions for getting there. |
Listen to the GPS say
“Recalculating” every time we had to get off the freeway to pee. |
Have the GPS lose
satellite reception every time we looked at it wrong. Have it choose yet another slightly
different route for getting there every time we tried to drive to the same
place. Develop suspicion that the GPS
is getting paid for every unique street it makes us drive on. End up renaming the GPS “Willis” so that we
can start saying, “What choo talkin’
‘bout, Willis?” |
|
Only
go to the bathroom at meal stops. |
Make pit stops every
2 hours. |
Pee early and pee
often. Have the dedication to pee 3 times in an hour, whether we need to or
not. Pee before the meal, after the meal, and again 20 minutes after we
finally get back on the road. ALL THE
SAME KID. Get our drink privileges
taken away. |
|
Sleep. |
Stare out the window
bored. |
Pick up Kate’s
princess dolls from the floor of the back seat while telling the kids to stop
bugging each other. |
|
Sing
songs together. |
Listen to music. |
Have the kids yell
at each other to stop every time one of them starts happily singing a song. |
|
Have
Claire and Scott do homework while Kate played happily with toys. |
Let Kate listen to a
movie with headphones on while the big kids did their homework. |
Inform Scott that we
were not going to play the Barbie Fairytopia movie
over again so he could hear it this time because we didn’t want his testicles
to shrivel up and fall off. |
|
Read
out loud as a family from the Little House on the Prairie book series. |
Watch a few movies. |
Try to ignore
threats from Kate that she will “be bossy” if we didn’t let her watch the
movie she wanted… again. |
|
Discuss
family goals and aspirations. |
Tell the kids to stop
bugging each other. |
Insist that Kate ask
politely before you pick up her princess dolls from the floor of the back
seat... again. |
|
Have
a neat, organized car because we had thought of everything. |
Need to wash and
vacuum out the car when we got back. |
Cleaned up spilled
orange Powerade with a pillowcase. Get our drink privileges taken away… again. |
|
Have
the children entertain themselves so that M and I can read and talk about
grown up things. |
Risk throwing out our
backs passing out books and snacks. |
Risk throwing out our
backs picking up Kate’s princess dolls from the floor of the back seat… again. |
|
Eat
up leftover snack foods from around the house. |
Let the kids pick
out few new snack foods from the grocery store. |
Wander around Wal-Mart
for half an hour buying snack food only to have the children crumble the food
up and leave it in Lake Powerade. |
|
Attend
a fabulous wedding where we get to spend time with family and friends and
celebrate the marriage of a beloved sister and her new husband. |
Be present at the wedding. |
Attend a fabulous
wedding where we get to spend time with family and friends and celebrate the
marriage of a beloved sister and her new husband. |
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Pumpkins 2013
In the past we've been able to get our pumpkins carved for the church party and still have them not entirely gross when Halloween night rolled around. But this year our party at church was almost a full week before the actual day of Halloween. Not gonna have carved pumpkins for both. Normally we would have chosen to have the pumpkins carved for our church party, but given our busy month, we ended up carving them for Halloween night.
We let each of the kids pick out a pumpkin and what they wanted carved on it.
Claire chose Angry Birds and did a lot of the carving herself:
Scott designed his own silly face and we helped him execute it. The googly eyes were an extremely important design element for him:
Monday, November 4, 2013
Halloween 2013
Kate wanted to be Merida from Brave in the blue and gold dress. I looked into buying the costume, but everything was either too expensive, too lame, or both. Some of the costumes didn't even look like anything Merida wore in the movie. Pshaw!
So I was going to try to make Kate's costume, but it soon became clear I had bitten off more than I could chew. My wonderful mother came to the rescue. She took the pattern and fabric from me and made Kate's dress mostly while we were gone at the wedding. I think she did a pretty awesome job:
M made her a little bow to complete the look. She LOVED it.
And before you ask, yes. That is Kate's real hair, not a wig:
I got the idea for Kate's hair from this site. But I wanted a wilder look than that, so I used smaller sections, tied them in tighter knots, left them in longer, and separated the finished curls more.
I curled Kate's hair the night before using drinking straws and some mousse. I used the straws like you would do rag curls - roll the hair around the straw and then tie the straw in a knot to hold it. I went with a full square knot so they would hold up to a four year old level of abuse for almost 24 hours. And they did hold up really well. None fell out with her sleeping in them and then wearing them all day long (even at dance class!) until the party in the evening.
Then I untied all the straws and was left with a Shirley Temple look. Adorable, but unfortunately not Merida-like. I combed through all the curls pretty thoroughly with my fingers until we had a nice wild mane of curls. Then I hairsprayed it all. Finally, we covered her body and face in an old towel and sprayed her hair with a combo of half red temporary spray color and half orange temporary spray color.
The look sagged a little by the end of the evening, but still looked pretty great! It was so sad to put her in the shower at the end of the night to wash it all out, but I wasn't letting that hair color get anywhere near her bedsheets!
Fortunately, Claire and Scott picked some pretty easy costumes this year. I bought some robes, threw together some of Scott's, Claire's, and my church clothes, and sanded down and painted some sticks. A little eyeliner scar and some old costume glasses we already had from M being Waldo for Scott. A french braid that Claire slept in overnight (Yes, my fingers were cramping by the end of doing both Kate AND Claire's hair in one night, in case you were wondering) and... Voila! Harry Potter and Hermione Granger!
(Do most people have Japanese toe shoes, a toy samurai sword, kick-boxing pants, and a balaclava hanging around their house?)














