Once upon a time about ten years ago, I knew this guy. He was a friend of a good friend I was almost kinda dating. He coined the following phrase:
The only difference between Romeo and a stalker is the girl's opinion.
How true is that? (Can you say "Edward"?)
Fickle, fickle women... *shaking head*
I determined to remember this insight. In fact, I called it a law and spread its wisdom. I have pulled this law out time and again over the years because it is just so true and explains so much. I told a whole lot of friends about it for a few years after I first heard it. Then about 6.5 years ago, I was telling one of those friends that I was engaged.
Suddenly, I saw realization dawn on their face.
"You're marrying M? Like THE M? The M of M's Law?!?!?"
So you see, I created a celebrity and then I married him to mooch off his fame.