Saturday, May 22, 2010

They Don't Pay Those Chinese Workers Enough

Having a little crawler in the house has really made things extra crazy around here. I never realized before how spoiled I was by being able to just leave Kate to entertain herself while I went to another part of the house to do something. Now she doesn't stay where I leave her! Imagine that! She is finding all kinds of choking hazards to play with. Really though, it's getting bad. She may be following in her brother's footsteps.

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In light of Kate's exploits, I've decided to support the green movement in packing materials. When Kate eats styrofoam, I have to have a wrestling smackdown where I extricate tiny white balls from her mouth. When she eats the starch based packing peanuts, I can pretend I didn't see anything and run off to get one more thing done!

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The other day I went to change a poopy diaper for Kate. Mingled with the poop I found a little plastic sticker that said, "Made in China." Hmm... Who knew even THAT could be outsourced?!?!?

4 comments:

Kelly M said...

Ok, that Made in China story is hilarious! Reminds me of one time my sister was changing a dirty diaper and opened it up to find a googley eye thing looking right back at her. Hello! :) Hey, nothing like a laugh while wiping buns.

Lori said...

I always knew you were brilliant, and certainly could see some part time engineering when the kids all go to school, but now I totally see a part time comedy writing career! This is SO funny.

Corinda said...

I just have to tell you your blog is one of my favorites to read. I really miss your sense of humor. :)

Liz H. said...

love it :)