Thanks guys! Your answers gave me a good laugh. Then again, I'm so sleep deprived, I'd probably laugh at ANYTHING, so you might want to take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Mad props to Leann for my favorite: It's like an orange on a toothpick! (Because any quote from that movie will always win with me.)
But Spencer gets the prize for best runner up. His comment was on Facebook: Mom, do you know the name of a good shrink? or maybe a head hunter?
And now, Scott's actual quote: