The other day, I woke up and realized that I'm a soccer mom.
I'm not sure how this snuck up on me. I already had three kids, a minivan, and a house in the suburbs, so I should have seen it coming. But now I'm bonafide.
On the other hand, if being a card-carrying soccer mom is the price to pay for watching this kid literally bounce around the soccer field with enthusiasm she just can't contain... I'll take it!